
Yeah Yeah OK, THE CAR talks. Yeah, we get it. Now, will someone please make the car shut up?
This is sure to be among the initial reactions to the opening episode of "Knight Rider," NBC's update of the goofy 1980s campfest in which a macho crime fighter and his chatty, revved-up vehicle chase down bad guys while leaving skid marks everywhere.
Our crime fighter in this case is Mike Traceur, played by hunky Justin Bruening, who takes over for David Hasselhoff. But let's face it: "Knight Rider" is all about the car, and this isn't your daddy's K.I.T.T.
It's a tricked-out Ford Mustang that can go all "turbo-boost" on you and deflect bullets, hack computers, morph into various shapes,
use holographic imagery to elude villains and probably even do the laundry if needed.
Oh, and it talks. And talks and talks and talks.
Voiced by Val Kilmer in a monotonous monotone, the modern K.I.T.T. distributes valuable intel to Traceur during ultra risky missions and provides steady guidance during tire-screeching chases, of which there are many.
But it also has some very loose lips. At one point, K.I.T.T. comments on what he believes to be a budding romance between Traceur and his former girlfriend Sarah Graiman (Deanna Russo) by noting he has detected the "release of pheromones and other signs of sexual arousal." Let's just hope they never invent a GPS system that goes there.
Actually, when it comes to acting,
K.I.T.T. and Bruening are nearly equals. Bruening pretty much coasts on his good looks while playing a James Bond-like playboy whose love of the ladies often distracts him from the job at hand. Loads of lame dialogue don't help.
But no one expects "Knight Rider" to be "Masterpiece Theatre." As executive producer Gary Scott Thompson has asserted, they're aiming for "pure bubblegum fun" played with tongue in cheek and a twinkle in the eye. For proof of that, look no further than tonight's absurd sequence that has Bruening and Russo getting naked while trapped inside a burning K.I.T.T. — to avoid overheating, of course.
On the other hand, "Knight Rider" goes bumper-to-bumper with stock characters in stock situations. As for the funny spy stuff? Well, it's done so much better on another NBC show, "Chuck."
You'd have thought that NBC would have learned its lesson about remakes from last season's "Bionic Woman," which started strong and then conked out fast. It's easy to imagine this show following a similar route — with viewers, at first, lured by the new-car smell, only to quickly go looking for another ride.
IS LESS MOHR? Comedian Jay Mohr long has specialized in caustic characters (see: "Action"). But now he's sanding down the rough edges and ceding most of the abrasive zingers to Paula Marshall for "Gary Unmarried," a new domestic sitcom from CBS.
Mohr plays a blue-collar father of two trying to get back on his feet after divorcing Allison (Marshall), his controlling wife of 15 years. But it isn't easy, as Gary struggles to balance his daddy duties with a new girlfriend (Jaime King) and cope with the shocking news that Allison has become engaged to their former marriage counselor (Ed Begley Jr.).
The new, mellowed Mohr is certainly likable enough and there are traces of potential here. But that potential won't be realized unless "Gary" can scratch up more laughs than tonight's pilot contains and find a way to feel less generic. Let's hope it can for the sake of poor Marshall, who has had a run of bad luck with short-lived series ("Cupid," "Snoops," "Cursed," among others) and gained the unfortunate label of "show-killer."